How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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