turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I checked into jail on foursquare
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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