I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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