Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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