I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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