Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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