I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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