I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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