would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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