I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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