Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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