Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
As shirtless as possible
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
