If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize