Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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