um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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