Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You need Xanax blowdarts
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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