How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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