it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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