what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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