everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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