I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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