Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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