If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just puked most of my soul out..
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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