The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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