Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
