Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He has the fingertips of a God
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