3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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