The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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