Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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