So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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