I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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