but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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