I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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