omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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