ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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