I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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