There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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