I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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