Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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