I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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