How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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