i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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