when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Too much gin, very little bucket
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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