where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
is it fun? or sober?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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