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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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