Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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