It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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