if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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