Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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