i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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