Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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