Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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