I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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