HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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