it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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